Meet the ones that got away. This limited-edition product is a retired style we just couldn't let go of — until now. 50% off, while supplies last. Sold as-is, no warranty, all fun.

Find out everything you need to know about the Mitch McConnell Dildo:

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases. 

We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds

And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:

Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510